When you’re a small child, people tell you things like “don’t touch the stove, it’s HOT!”. And “DROP IT, HANNAH”. Often that advice is good, because it stops you getting burnt fingers, and sometimes it’s well-intentioned but badly timed, like...

 “You need to get to the shop quick, they are offering 3 bottles of Prosecco for the price of one!”. Which is what I heard as I stepped off the bus, watching a stampede of students going on a Prosecco frenzy to the corner shop.

Everyone loves a bargain, but you have to be careful..

According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” Jerry Seinfeld